Warning: The following story is 73.29% adapted from a real life story of a dog. Names have been changed to protect the identity of the individuals involved. The story is purely for entertainment and unintended to hurt, malign or ridicule anyone,or any dogs.
Once upon a time, a beautiful female maltese gave birth to 2 chubby male pups. The 3 of them lived together happily, spending their time staring at each other, and making funny faces. The mother will lovingly dedicate hours every day just to feed milk to the two of them.
Gradually, the 2 pups grew up strong and happy, learning to look sweet and innocent while peeing discretely. One of the pups, whose name was Bun, loved to play catching with the mother. He was a carefree, happy, curious little thing embodied in a round, fat, huge ball of white fur.
But the happy times were not to last.
One night, it began to rain heavily. There was a raging thunderstorm outside. But happy Bun was not afraid with his mother and brother sleeping peacefully beside him in the large cosy barn.Suddenly, the barn doors were forcefully thrown open, and a man Bun had only seen a few times stepped in from the rain.
Swiftly, he headed towards the three of them huddled together. Bun looked at his mother, puzzled. Yet, he saw on his mother's face was a look of painful realisation, or a familiar routine fear.What was going on?
With powerful hands,the man scooped up Bun and his brother. Their mother gave a shrill yelp,and tried to follow the man but the man had quickly gone through the door, and closed it, separating them from their mother. That was to be the last little Bun and his brother would see their mother.
Bun barked furiously, trying to get the man to bring them back to their mother. But the man did not care. It must be that awful loud thunder and he can't hear me, thought poor Bun.The rain was dripping all over Bun and his brother, and it became increasingly colder.By now, Bun was very afraid. Why did the thunderstorm have to send the man here to take away them away from their mother?
The barn quickly became a distant sight, and Bun looked around frantically for help.The man had carried them through the door of a house where it was warm and quiet.Bun looked around again.What was that he saw? No, Bun told himself, it was not time to think about having abit of cheese he saw on the table. Looking out the window, he saw some mynahs perched there. With their ugly screeching, they were cruel and unwilling to help Bun. Bad mynahs!
That night, Bun fell asleep quickly in a corner of the house. After that, one afternoon, a family of humans, with a particularly beautiful and caring girl, came to see Bun. They took him home with them. Finally, Bun felt more at peace with himself as he settled comfortably in that loving household,keeping ants as his pets and occasionally try to seek revenge upon the bad mynahs. But he never forgot his mother's teaching on the proper way to pee and the appropriate mannerisms of any dog with a decent upbringing on how to earn pat points. He remembered also how evil the thunderstorm can be and whenever there was one, with his compact yet loud lungs, he would bravely try to scare the nasty thunderstorm away,so that he could protect this household he has come to call home.
The End.
Friday, October 27, 2006
Sunday, October 15, 2006
Shakespeare, I Will
You! You who gave me a hard time in JC1 with "As You Like It"... No, I did not quite like it... it was horrible.. and difficult...
now, a new twist of events... I read about you in bed, I read about you on the train, I read about you whenever I'm free... all to conjure a simple teaching game about and on you...
Will... I need an inspiration...
now, a new twist of events... I read about you in bed, I read about you on the train, I read about you whenever I'm free... all to conjure a simple teaching game about and on you...
Will... I need an inspiration...
Sunday, October 08, 2006
Unfazed by Mere Haze
... right.... I noticed it's been a bloody long while since I last posted anything. Had been pretty busy hehehe~~~ Hope you enjoyed the birthday and anniversary arrangements! I had alot of fun making the video too~~~ =)
The haze ah the haze.... it's been lingering over Singapore for a very long time now, come to think of it... Damn it man, can't anybody do something about it? Aren't the health of citizens important? Bloody inconsiderate neighbours. Can somebody buy the rain-making thing I read China using a while back? It contains some kinda sliver dunno what chemical that induces clouds to rain. That would be nice for our skies right now. People are sniffling, coughing, dizzy and choking... Man, everyone feels so oppressed, tired and unwell...
Thankfully, as of this morning, the haze has cleared up tremendously. Over a night! It's pretty unbelieveable... Just last night, before I went to sleep, my flat, my room everything seems to be enveloped in smoke... Then this morning, the smell, the particles are all largely gone! Cool~~ and it didn't even rain!
I hope we all recover speedily from the haze daze, and be merry and break out into songs and dances~~~~ Laa laa laa~~~ See you soon! Happy Flips~~~~
The haze ah the haze.... it's been lingering over Singapore for a very long time now, come to think of it... Damn it man, can't anybody do something about it? Aren't the health of citizens important? Bloody inconsiderate neighbours. Can somebody buy the rain-making thing I read China using a while back? It contains some kinda sliver dunno what chemical that induces clouds to rain. That would be nice for our skies right now. People are sniffling, coughing, dizzy and choking... Man, everyone feels so oppressed, tired and unwell...
Thankfully, as of this morning, the haze has cleared up tremendously. Over a night! It's pretty unbelieveable... Just last night, before I went to sleep, my flat, my room everything seems to be enveloped in smoke... Then this morning, the smell, the particles are all largely gone! Cool~~ and it didn't even rain!
I hope we all recover speedily from the haze daze, and be merry and break out into songs and dances~~~~ Laa laa laa~~~ See you soon! Happy Flips~~~~
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