Sitting Alongside You

Just got back from the lan shop with you and your cousins. Sigh, I must say, sitting beside you, being online with you together, playing the same game, and even getting to see you in-game is such a wonderful sweet feeling. Never mind, the mad drives, never mind the lateness, the long walk to the place, it was all worth it and simple work. Don't need to feel bad or sorry for me yeah darling, I've come to acquire a higher tolerance and threshold for things I was well... "afraid" of in the past. You've helped alot you know? =) Thank you~~ Don't worry about it, I'm cool. I love sitting in the computer terminal beside yours, sneak peeks at you occasionally, strolling there with our "pinic stuff", making hot drinks for each other, and bringing snacks. It's no longer just a wonderful feeling of this mental closeness and intimacy we share, it's more of a sweet strong sensation! Love it~~~

I just read your post too. Heee... I'm gonna go maple abit yeah, hopefully can level. I realise it'll be easier and happier for you when I level so that things can be shared between us with less trouble. Love ya~~~

3 Sweet Months

Well well... now that you have my baby photo, I'm sorry to inform you in order to be polite, you have no choice but to do the same~~ Heee~~

Today... 3 months together... Little bumps along the way but still very much sweet and blissful... It's all I want...

Well, we might not be able to see each other today... It is a bit of a pity but oh well.... circumstances.....

Was thinking back about us, went Friendster to look at your pics, at what we wrote on each other and for each other, the books we read, the talks we hold, the parties we attend, the private jokes we share, the embraces, our car rides, the clothes you bought me, the fragarance of your Anna Sui, your hair, your laughter, your warm hand, your soft toys, your tears, Fras, Missty, Bubblez...


Found this little piece I still find so true. Heh, names have been omitted to protect the minors. so here goes...

"Amazing, mesmerizing & smart. No, I dont suppose I could ever find it in me
to be unmoved by this Tasmanian Devil whirlwind of witty words, sparkliness and chio-ness~ Your eminent presence has made stellar impact on my life, beliefs and also my tummy size. You. Have. Made. A. Lovely. Difference. In. My. Life. Drove me to Simpang & providing me the best teh tarik kaki. And selflessly sharing your critical analysis of chocolates, cakes(no pun), Mark & Spencer goodies.Influenced the music I listen to, & corrected my wayward driving. Most importantly, thanks for repeated brave acts of rescuing bath accessories. Oh, & Im highly appreciative of the fact u have taught me that camera phones are ones best blackmailing tool. "

Don’t think I’ve ever told you this but remember I told you before that you caught my attention right from the start we had the first tutorial together? You ermm sashayed in late ahem… okay just a little bit… but that was when I first saw you. One of the reason you always caught my attention in a pleasant way was because I’ve always like the way you dress up. You’ve always look divine =) And though I might not be a good shopping khaki, I just want you to know I’ll always be your number one fan and faithful supporter of how you think looks good. You don’t look like how many other girls dress, you’re different, and that’s one of the reason I like how you look too. Yes well, I guess you shouldn’t be too surprised since most rockstars don’t quite dress in the norm too… so yeah, I think you’re cool. =P

Darling, Happy 3 Month Anniversary!! We’re not mad, but we certainly share plenty of crazy wonderful laughs.I love that. I love to shar. Hohohoho~~~

re-cap

These past few days have been busy, and I've been rather tired to write down anything much. There are some things I feel I should talk about.

On the whole, even though I annoyed you quite a bit these few days, I still hope you did have a fun happy time. Well, I did have a very enjoyable time with you sweetie~~ The setting in your home on Christmas was homely, lovely, almost... fairy-talish. =) You look gorgeous! In a sense, it's like a very first Christmas for me. I've never felt that way, never had such food, never felt happier and more blissful in anybody else's company. I love you.

Well.... urmm.... and now... urmm... Darling, I'm sorry I irritated you alot these few days. I remember you wrote something about how you always encountered some conflict or other in the family come the festive season. And I was hoping it would be different this year, better for you, that you wuold be happier and I would accompany you through any possible unhappiness in the family... but to think much of your distress was caused by me. I'm sorry sweetheart... I'll pay more attention to the things I say or do, and I will take extra care to complement you, to accomodate you, to cheer you up, to kiss you, to hold you, to cherish you. Thank you for bearing with me darling. And... you're the one person who matters most and who actually thinks I'm irresistible. Lol~ I suppose it's only fair since I find you immeasurably charming, beautiful, thoughtful and irresistible.

The Window Construction

Should have posted this a long time ago... hehehe~~~ The house windows underwent major construction... Here are the before/after pictures.














Oh.... since its picture posting..... I should put up pictures of the beloved Ngage which has left me. But its alright i guess... when I have saved money, will see if I may get myself a nice phone with camera! Lol~~~

A Merry Merry Christmas

Just came back from your Aunt's place. Dinner was good. =) You look lovely.

Tell you something, for the whole afternoon after I finished wrapping your present, I was giggling and smiling every time I imagined you opening your christmas present. The look on your face would be really funny when you open the first layer only to find any layer and yet another layer lol~~~ Well, what I imagined was more or less what you really had on your face. Yea la, had intended it for you to unwrap at home but surprise surprise.... we went to your car to unwrap both our presents. hehehe~~~ Thank you, you sensitive thoughtful darling... I love the Clinique bundle you got me! =)

Just past 12! Merry Christmas sweetie! The RJC condo party, your aunt's and even the incoming party at your place, I know I enjoy them all very much. Yes, it does help immensely I have you with me for all of these. If only you could see the happiness and bliss you bring to me. Every time, when you were busy, and when I stole glances at you, or when I look right at you, I feel warm, sweet and very very happy. I love to see you, oh darling I do love to see you so much~~

At your aunt's place, when I saw you merrily toying with the rubber ball, Maple, your hair, the wooden puzzles, the plastic sticks, I saw a very happy kiddish you. I wish I could have seen you through all those years growing up, lol~~~ You're super endearing la!!!!!!!!!!!! Cannot tahan... Can't get enough of you... sigh... I'm hopelessly happily hooked huh.... Heh heh~

23rd

I'm sorry I irritated you sweetie... I very very much need to see you... please...

A Merry Busy Festive Season

Yes!!!!! So exciting isn't it darling? Come tomorrow, schedules shall be packed and the festive celebrations shall begin! Lol~~~ Sigh~~ I love Christmas, the lights, the food, the mood~~~

Narnia!!!!! We're are watching Narnia!!! Yes!!! Though I sure hope we wouldn't have problems getting in with your dad and Mr B dressing up as polar bears...

This year, I can really feel a very significant, touching difference... I love it very very much... And darling, all these you give to me. This year, I'm not gonna maple, I'm not gonna stay home and chat with Cancan, not gonna spend it with the computer. I have you. I'm really getting kinda drunk from this bliss. I want you. =P

You're Finally back!

You're finally back! Man that was a long wait! =) I am so so so happy I get to hold your hands, feel you, kiss you, and yes.. even carry your handbag. Ahhh~~~ happy happy~~

I guess you probably don't want to think about it already but for the last time, let me say this. I was still thinking about it as I was lying on my bed just now. I'm terribly sorry to put you through that right when you come back. I really really hope it would not be too traumatic, so sorry. Darling, if you're uncomfortable about something we're doing, please tell me alright, I'm really ok with it. Don't want you to be quiet about it, and brood and become paranoid and worried by yourself. I'm sorry...

Waiting for my parents to call me now.... wishing I could see you.

Quick Quick Quick

9plus in the morning.... can't help feeling all excited... Couldn't quite sleep last night either... Fell asleep at about 2am lol~~~ Can't wait to see you!

When I see you, would you be smiling? Would you be deliriously happy? Would you be tired? Would you be feeling glad to be back? Would you be yearning to go home? Shall we go eat? Shall we run off somewhere? Shall we talk? Shall we kiss? Shall we hug?

A mere few hours can be such mental torture. Oh I'm sorry, count wrongly. It isn't a mere few hours... If I see you around 2pm, then it would have been 74 hours. Seventy-four hours. Qi1 shi2 si4 xiao3 shi2. Nana jyu yon ji kan.

The Wait is Ending!!!

Yayyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last day of the long cold wait!!!

Tomorrow... is Monday! You're coming back!!!! In the afternoon~~~ Oh man~~~ still hav to wait so many hours... oh so exciting ~~ should I sleep tonight? Hmm.... Ooooh yes I should so I'll be fresh and happy tomorrow when i see her back. And I'll have energy to take her stuff and also carry her swiftly in my arms and run off lol~~~

Miss you tremendously today darling.... =(

A Quiet 2nd Day

The later part of today has been largely quiet. After mapling for like 4 hours, I decided to stop and rest, feed, bathe, and read.

They were showing Shrek on Channel 5 just now but I wasn't quite in the mood to watch. Let's watch it next time together, shall we? =)

Reading right now... It's about 10pm. Hope everything is alright over there. You've been rather quiet since the evening. Couldn't reach you on your phone... worried~~~

I suppose the 2nd day onwards will not feel as lonely and disappointing as the first. You'll be fine and enojy yourself =) Gonna make a nuisane of myself and ring you again soon.. hehehe~~~

That was a Ear-opener indeed

Yes boys and girls... not a typo, not an eye-opener but a ear.

I took out my dazzling ear stud to wash and all that this morning at about 9 plus AM. The conclusion from the rather itchy and slightly painful experience of pulling out the stud is that shaking hands are shitty and frustrating. Finally it was done after what seemed like hours in the bathroom with two mirrors and tissue paper and deep breaths.

Uh huh, dear readers, do not pity me yet and don't pat me on the back or my shaking hands. You see, after I took it out, I happily washed it with alcohol and left it sitting there in the bathroom and I went around the house. Luckily, someone extremely endearing and precious to me manage to warn me about the impending danger. Swiftly I fumbled with the darn stud and tried to put it back into the hole. Wait a minute... where's the hole? I see it but I can't quite feel it. The hands were like " no!!! Not again??? Guess we've to remind him not to overwork us by dancing happily to some invisible techno tune." The twist and turn drilling technique failed, the slow and push it in technique failed. The frustrated jab you back in technique was ridiculously stupid. Finally, a second pair of hands had to be sought. The Crouching and Sleeping Bull of a brother was roped in. With breath still stinking from his slumber, he attempted to help. Grudgingly.

That was when for the first time in my life, I saw.... my brother and I were alike in more ways than I thought. Now now, do not jump to hasty conclusion that this is some sweet and warm brotherly sentiment. That tall mass of slime had equally shaking hands!! Wah biang! Though I notice also they were nto shaking that bad and I guess it helps the hole and stud trying to come together were not his. Pain was definitely not in his way. Lol~~~ Finally, after he executed his brutal precise move of Pushing and Shoving Stance, it was in. Yes! Finally! Done! Urrmm not quite.... after that tedious work, the brother slumped back into bed unconscious from all that effort.

Thanking him and quietly muttering curses of the slight discomfort he had caused me, I lumbered back to the bathroom to clip back the stud. Happily I raised the pink mirror of my father, and tried to see the pin. Urrmm... ok I see it slightly. Now all I have to do is clip it back. How bad can that be right? Uh huh... not if you have bloody shaking hands overdue for retirement. Seriously, did some senior citizen with Parkinson's disease crept up on me one night and surgically swopped hands with me?? If indeed, man, he sure kept his hands in good condition with loads of hand cream. He even remembered to put back my ring. Oh well, at least he wasn't too greedy.

Again, the assistance of the Crouching and Sleeping Bull was needed. We tactically analysed the situation and the location of the pin and clip. We pushed back and forth who was to do it. Think what?? I dying to let you do it for me ar? Kau~~~ If only my darling were here... =( Sigh.... Crouching and Sleeping Bull finally had to resign to his fate and muster inner strength to once again perform a surgical feat. Finally, when we both heard the little "click" sound, there was an obvious air of relief all around heeee...

I'm not gonna assume I can do some things by myself anymore. Once again, this proves I need my darling sweetie around, not just to drink tea eat supper and converse endlessly with... and also to do the tricky ear stud. It's about 12 in the afternoon now as I get to this paragraph. What a difference a day makes, 24 little hours... Little??? Little????!?!?! It's been 24 hours I've been rendered Sharless~~~~~ Darling, I want a Sharing marathon~~~~~ Yayy~~~ Monday Monday come come quick =) Miss you. And don't worry, I'm not about to set off for Pulau Ubin or Zouk to lament lol~~~~

10 hours of solitude

It's about 10pm at night here. What about your side? Lol~~~ One might suspect you're across the Atlantic or something. Ok hell, yes I know, you're just across the causeway... This afternoon's sky had a supersize marshmellow cloud hanging over my balcony but by the time I lumbered upstairs and back down with the camera, it's been eaten up by the gan cheong quick warm breeze... Sigh... In about 8 hours' time, I'll be Home Alone. Yes, and I have to wake up at 5plus in morning to drive the senior citizens all the way to Hougang. I am not exaggerating okie... because my grandma is going too. So I'm driving there to pick her up and send the 3 of them to somewhere in Serangoon Ave up ahead. Shall I invite Sponge for breakfast? He could show me NYJC school magazines of how you look then, and tell me how you went about everyday, how you fall asleep in class, and chatter noisily in the canteen, how you daintily avoid stepping on the grass, how you do your hair then, what made you laughed what made you cry, and how you attempt to skip PE classes...

The big question comes: How have I been spending my time? Well... well.... urmm.... I urmm... thought about reading.... Will do so tonight... And maybe go for a midnight jog... But I've been M.A.P.L.I.N.G. lol~~~ laaaa laaa laaa~~~~ Gonna break through Lvl44 by tonight. Then urrm *ahem* can Towel take Missty out on a date to the swamps? Heee~~~ It'll be fun~~~

Shar~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I need my Shar~~~~~~

Somebody point me in the direction of KL. I've got the car tomorrow.... Ok mad as I am, I know I can't. It'll embarrass you hehehe~~ and I don't think I have enough mesos for gas. Yes, I am aware I said mesos... Besides, I would surely miss some crucial road signs and probably end up at Bangkok or something. Sigh... think I can call a cab? =P Kidding kidding~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Milk tea ar? Lol~~~ okie you say one.. shall leave you some... come back and drink it soon... Though if you need to get treated for diarrhoea, claims for doctor fees will not be entertained.

Tell you something funny I saw today? I saw this stupid dumb arse guy who wanted to go Orchard from this hotel at Stevens Road la ok... He claims that he was going there to buy some secretive Christmas present for his girlfriend who was going KL. Think it was Copthorne Orchid. He happily stood at the bus stop outside of the hotel for like 10 plus minutes waiting for a bus to go Orchard. The problem is that the bus he was waiting for did not go to that bus stop he was at. And it took him quite a while to realise that... Ah hahahahhaa~~~~ Yes, some people can be so hilarious and amusing~~~

The First Day

Time now is 330am.

Sleeping soundly eh you? =) I'm just about to turn in too.. just finished some intensive writing. The product isn't fantastic but I feel good though heee...

It's Friday December the 16th. Come 12 in the afternoon, you'll be leaving for KL till Monday. Yes well... while other people might not get it but a day away from you is gonna be sad. I'll be like a lost dog without you. I'll feel like the little girl/boy at the customer counter of Isetan when they announce a lost child. Yes, one day is probably gonna feel that bad, let alone 4 days! If Chicken Little misses Hamz, I really can't quite imagine how I would feel.

I'll be occupying my time properly and rightly, okie? Don't worry for me while you're away on vacation. You on the other hand, watch and take extra care. Love you ooooooodddddllllllles~~~~

Sleepy.

Bear Cub Spotted in Singapore!

For quite a while, the Tan family residing in Eunos, Singapore, has been rearing a dog which is strangely growing to look increasingly like a bear. Even though the owner has refused us an interview with the strange animal, we did however manage to get some snaps of it.

The bear cub, up close and personal.

Stalking innocent prey

Attempting to take a bite off our brave camera crew

A long Day

Yesterday, we were heading to church. Supposed to. In the end, we could not. You came downstairs to find your car badly dented. You cried. I rushed over in a super-slow cab.

Up till this point, doesn't the style of writing remind you of Ernest Hemingway? Okay, maybe not as good.

It must have been a bad start to a Sunday for you.

And you had to settle the petshop stuff without your parents. Not very nice. I would not like that either. I'm not sure if I'm right, but seems like you clean up alot of messes in the family. Lol~ Bubblez' waste disposal inclusive.

Well, I am really glad I could help and be of service. I know there will be many things next time I probably won't be of much help even if I wanted to. Hehe~

Well well~~ I just realised something! If it's me right, I don't think I would have been able to be calm enough and think of searching for the culprit car, and actually ascertain accurately based on all that details you pointed out. Yes, I'm truly amazed by your super-sharp sleuth skills Sherlock. Sigh, I guess I have to be content with wearing ridiculous baggy checkered pants, grow a moustache and call myself Watson. Lol~~~

Anyway, really glad things turn out well yesterday. On days that things do not work out, alot of other things could also turn out bad. That's what always happens to me. Petshop lady settled and turn out very nicely =) Boyfriend did a mini successful parallel parking and girlfriend complimented his driving was not so jerky anymore =P Then just as we thought ah-beng tow truck drivers were running off, tipped off by a certain sotong very much adored by you, we got to settle it pretty nicely too. The boss was nice. Yes, you are right there when you said we could have ended up negotiating with the beer belly beng. Whew, he must smell too I tell you. Heeee~~

Now that everything is settled nicely and sweetly, and within a day, it feels good doesn't it? I've always like this feeling one get at the end of a day of mad rushing of work and stuff to attend to. Maybe it's the sense of accomplishment or just relief, whatever... but it feels good. And it is doubly good when you get to enjoy this feeling with your beloved with kisses, cuddles and pats on the backs lol~~

We have more than luck to thank for how everything has turned out today.

Now, all that remains, Holmes, is a certain small puzzle which has rather confused me, old chap. Just who were exactly the TWO chinese men Informant A (aka drugz) saw? Perplexing~ Oh yes, it certainly smells like a Sherlock Holmes mystery. Off to our Mystery Van again~~ Ooops sorry, that's Scooby Doo.

I love you. And very very much, might I add once again.

It's Sunday again

It's 7am, and its a cold morning again. Going to church soon. Last night has finally been a good sleep in 3 days I think. And can someone please tell my uncle his fried rice is too salty with the salted fish??

Next weekend, you'll be going to K.L. for a short trip. =) Though I will miss you a little bit, I would still like you to go without any worries~~ Hee~~ I'll be fine, and I'll occupy my time properly, reading, sleeping, cooking, packing. Busy Busy Busy~~~

Hope you have an enjoyable wonderful trip! =)

When words are over-spoken, I guess it must get really hell of irritating to the listener... And the speaker is stuck. Wish ... I also dunno what I wish... I just wish these wrong things I do will just disappear. Check myself.

Don't make such a big effort on your part to have to avoid places that would tempt me, or even to try and keep yourself chirpy and happy around me so that I won't feel down... Hoping you could just be yourself, want you to be happy as yourself... I feel pathetic you have to go to such pains to yourself to do this.... please don't darling....

I can do this.

To My Girlfriend

To all the guys who have let you down or slipped by, I'm not feeling sad for them. At all. Else I could never have had the fortune of a lifetime to be together with you. you you you~~~

I just read your postings. And might I add, I feel so much from them: how you feel, the whole lovey-dovey festive atmosphere, and us. Rhos was rather moved to tears also. Darling, I WILL do whatever it takes, and ALL I may give to our life together. I remember I made the promise to you about how I'm gonna make it a point to remember to not throw a temper at you. Ok, maybe I do get a bit grumpy sometimes, well... yeah sometimes... But you have been so lovingly accomodating. And you put in so much effort to let me know you love me, I feel... honoured, spoilt, almost... to that feeling you wrote... tears from happiness and bliss. I think about you alot you know... And the thoughts pop up arbitrarily anytime anywhere, on trains, on buses, bathrooms, bed, dog-walking, blogging etc. And all the times, I smile. Sweetly. Sheepishly. Kinda like Abby in Chicken Little. Hehe~~ Love-struck!!!

I also remember the little-shy statement of how someone would want to hunt me down amongst the fluffy clouds and marry me again. Thank you sweetie. I wish I could say it's because of the festive season that I'm feeling all this lovey-dovey, sticky, melted... but its not~~~ It's you and your words and what you do for me. In a good way, I wonder sometimes have I saved the world or something unknowingly, what else have I ever done to deserve you.

Something you wrote caught something similar I felt too: that being the smoke from just-lit candles. Yes~~~~ Exactly!!! Sweetie, not only are you incredibly glam, beautiful and fragrant, you are intelligent, witty, humourous, loving, caring, sensuous and cute. There are some things I am not I know, but at least I hope to be always reassuring and there for you. If words can't work, may I offer you this pair of sweaty palms. Oh, the tummy and shins are at your darling disposal also. In fact, the whole of me, my body, my heart, my love is all yours~

Yours and yours alone.

Revenge Blogged

This deviant darling of mine blogged while she thought I was asleep. Ah ha, but little did she know that I didn't get much sleep either, warm sticky afternoon... But now haha~ while she is still lying in bed, as I've checked by calling her, I shall blog my revenge~


Had dinner at her place last night~~~ It was wonderful, very.... homely... very happy~~ =) When I arrived, Shar was busy helping her mum out with the pie. Hmm, have to get the recipe for the pie... oh, must get an oven first... Got to see her baby pictures too! Very very very cute~~ Darling, your family can be alot cosier and closer than mine as I felt last night. =) Dad with dancing shoes huh... lol~~~


Gonna stop now... Mini bout of sadness. Miss you. Badly. Sorry darling...

Little bits I kept forgetting to tell ya

Darling, sweetest sweetest Shar~~~~

These few days have been really really sweet and memorable. Yes, they are, i was smiling like mad when i was waking up this morning and evening too... Fond fond memories of us. Thank you so much for sharing these days with me~~

There are some things, ok actually only two that i can recall now, that I wanna tell you but kept forgetting. As usual.

1) when you told chiuling you were the one who forced me to stop smoking, I thought it sounded kinda wrong but didn't quite know what i wanted to say. But now I know. I want you to know, I don't think of it that way. In fact, I'm very very thankful to you for being supportive and patient and being with me, not once walking out on me... You didn't have to put up with this and go through with me, but you do... And I really really dunno what to say... Its been terrific.... Thank you darling... =)

2) I promise alright that I'll try to drive safely and better... Because.. while other guys urmmm strive to be like cool and sleek and fast as Takumi in Initial D, I errm sort of want it more the other way.. I urmm hope I could let you feel comfortable and safe in my car, so you could take peaceful naps in our drives home sweetie~~ =)

The M.O. of a SOB

To begin to understand the patterns and habits of a SOB, one must first know, just what exactly is a SOB? Fortunately, this site undertakes this daunting task of attempting to unravel the mysteries of that perplexing question. So, what is a SOB? Or rather, what does SOB stand for? The inventor of the term was contacted for an interview but it was unfortunate that he actually forgot what it stood for, and instead had to seek help from his trusty companion, the once-in-a-while SOG. As we found out, SOB is an abbreviation that stands for Submissive Obedient Boyfriend. The percentage of them still in existence is quite uncertain, especially in tropical countries such as Singapore where ah-bengs and ah-peks litter the streets and kopitiams. As some discerning readers might have already guessed correctly, a SOG is thus the female version of the SOB, that being a Submissive Obedient Girlfriend.

What is a likely M.O. of a SOB then? In other words, how does this weird brain tick? After tedious documentation and research, we are still quite puzzled by it's logic & reasoning, and especially it's feeding habits. Although one fact is for certain: it is constantly hungry.

A SOB would most likely love to spend an immense obscene amount of time around the female companion, even if the female is not in SOG mode. Sometimes, it becomes almost irritating- like a fly buzzing round yes. Yet, it is fairly quick to distinguish them from normal houseflies as they most likely have some physical tags for easy identification, such as ear piercing, or attempted styling of the hair to look cool, or quirky spectacles. However, if the hair is identified to be truly cool, most likely a very capable female is in the vicinity as only high-level SOGs can blow-dry and style really impressive SOB-bish hair. SOBs also like to sing for the female companion, or tell zany stories to.

A SOB would also most likely keep kissing the shoulders or hair of the female companion. Their preoccupation with that is, at present, still not within our realm of understanding and explanation. What we know is that SOBs love the fragrance, that sweet alluring fragrance on the female. They are also very very impressed and mesmerized by the SOG. Sometimes, they might be seen worshipping her, and enjoy her witty words, her cute gestures, the child in her, the mega-watt smiles, and the batting eyelids. The SOG manages to come up with very endearing terms and words which the SOB will fondly remember. Some of the less-common terms include, shortening a bottle of vodka to "bodka", combining hatch-planning-ploy to "plotching" and calling blogs "bogs" that give to it a completely new and radical perspective.

SOBs would also savor and remember very fondly outings with the SOG, such as attending birthday social functions together, or chalet stays. SOBs would find chalet stays with the female companion heavenly because it means a long time period of confinement and solace with her. Quality time. He would find it sweet and blissful to share simple things with her such as watching vcds and dvds of shows they enjoy and like, such as De-Lovely and urmm Initial D. He would also actually find it blissful and happy to be given the chance to let the female companion have the bathroom first, run out onto yellow brick roads filled with radioactive adolescents to get pizzas and evian and ice-cream. When a SOB was interviewed, he stated it was difficult to put into words the kind of joy and bliss experienced everytime she rests her head on him, or cuddles him tightly. He claimed he felt almost... grateful. Grateful for someone so divine who chose to walk through so much with someone as filthy as he. There were also unconfirmed rumors that SOBs could sometimes be found sleeping on their tummies, but only because SOGs have been heard to lie down and talk on the phone on their tummies too. The fool of a SOB also added that to be able to come out from the showers smelling abit similar to the female companion was wonderful. It could only be said to be similar because nobody could smell as good as the female companion. However intelligent, or witty, or enjoyable their conversations and exchanges are though, one thing that would always puzzle them is the existence of the mythical invisible ink chop on hands. One of the favourite pastimes and memory a SOB would hold is that he was fortunate enough to be able to cuddle her to sleep, wake up to see her beside him, pat her to sleep, steal kisses from her in the still of the night and get his cheeks mysteriously brushed by her. Most of all, he is thankful he gets to tell her how much he loves her, every single day and night. And he simply loves cooking for her, and her alone simply because she enjoys his cooking.

Although current studies are not adequately advanced, one thing is for sure. A SOB can only be happily found and exist alongside an equally happy SOG. They operate in a pair... They are singular as a couple... =)

Oh no, it's been so long

*Has it been days? Can I? Will I still be able to? With these hands of mine can I still type? Will I ever? Can I still blog decently? Oh the questions, so many questions. These hands grow weary with wrinkles. And hungry. Did I mention being hungry?*