Yes, indeed... when girlfriends go mad, they get rather out of control. They use the least likely moments to capture you, and do as they will. Hee hee... Well, I'm talking about the business of conical bearding. Well, for the benefit of all those who has not caught on yet, conical beard is a funky new way of playing and greeting your love ones. It is endearing, cute and playful. Perfect for couples, pets and even parents for the bold. Here's how a conical beard is done:
1. Close one of your hands into a fist, with the thumb rested on the other fingers such that it looks like you are holding a stalk of flower.
2. Attach the chin of the potential victim onto the round space near your thumb where the said stalk of flower is supposed to be.
3. There! Once done, gleefully shout "Conical beardie!" then run off and giggle madly.
It is clean, fun and injects zest into your relationships. The idea is not to get bearded by them and get the first beard on them at the earliest part of the day possible, as some believe that is the ultimate win. So, go try it today! Conical beard those close to you! Catch them unaware and unprepared! Watch their expressions! For aesthetic reasons, may I suggest when you conial beard someone, tilt the clench fist such that the end slightly points away from the victim, this would give your victim a "pharoah" look.
A word of caution: Accidents such as knocking into people or knocking off glasses etc with swinging heads trying to dodge being conical bearded is at your own risk. I, founder of the game and all my affliated organizations are not legally and/or morally liable for anything. Thank you.
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