To: Dear Santa

Hello there, though many people have said you do not quite possibly exist, I would like to think you do. Your red and white and hohoho have been a cultural icon for so many of us. Besides that, I would also like to believe you exist for the little, just very little hope you would get the following Christmas wishlist. They do not come ranked in any particular order of importance or urgency. By the way, I think your ride is cool.

10 Things For Christmas

1. A Bigger Bedroom (twice or thrice the current size would be good)
2. Permanent stop to downgrading my block with redudant lift shafts
3. Obsence amount of pay increase
4. Win a car from some lucky draw (need not be as cool as yours or for that matter, as fast)
5. A tie
6. Lots of happy times for Flips & Pooh (food, laughters, ammo, bad jokes etc)
7. A cleverer, more caring sidekick professionalism
8. A few CDs
9. Plenty of happy years and memories for Flips
10. World Peace.... no wait, maybe free lifetime supply of KFC and McDonald's

That's all... hope you have a jolly good time and be wary of SAMs (surface-to-air missiles) nowadays. National security is a pretty touchy issue these days.

Regards

Pooh the tagged
Top cool Sidekick to Flips the Great