Checklist of 10 Ways to Tell If You're Aging!

Ever felt you do not quite look your age? Or wondered how old you are? Ever thought if you're still considered young? Or labelled old? Well, here's a checklist that parallels any other efficient ones from CLEO and Her World. This intellectual, sophisticated and quick checklist will allow troubled readers, both male and female, to finally be able to ascertain if you are indeed old and soggy, or if you are young, vibrant and ready for the dance floors! Best of all: It's free of charge! So come on and try it out, all you slow-mo hormones and tetesterones~~~

10 WAYS TO TELL IF YOU ARE OLD

1. When you need more than one big candle for your birthday cake.
2. When the birthday cake had to be reduced in fats and sugar.
3. When even after that, you still aren't allowed even a piece of your own birthday cake.
4. When you can't quite remember your own age.
5. When you don't know where you (mis)placed your specs.
6. When you start shopping for different colored dentures.
7. When you no longer crack your knuckles for fear of impending rheumatism.
8. When you feel happier getting a pimple than a wrinkle.
9. When you stop giving your kids pocketmoney & try to get it from them instead.
10. When you think that crappy checklists like this can tell you you're not.