2 Dogs to the Vet

I must say, it was not a pleasant experience man.

But who can I blame, I should have just kept my pink butt out of it all but no... had to tag along... but then again... I don't quite have a choice. Anyway, I wish I hadn't gone to the vet on that beautiful Saturday with KT and his dog. Well, I hardly see this dog of KT's though. What's her name again? Can Can I think. Sheesh~~

Guess I can't quite expect every canine to be as cool as me in car rides. She was salivating like mad I tell you. Hell, she looked a total wreck, like she had rabies or something. Thankfully, none of that saliva got onto me.

Well, over at the vet there were loads of people too. Many rich people too, with their dogs all dressed in weird outfits and all that nonsense and looking rather snobbish. Saw this rather cute outfit that consisted of a shiny disco top and cap. Hmm, bet I would look good in that, oh and maybe a pair of shades. Could borrow from Elton I think. Maybe that purple pair...

Anyway.... then that embarrassing dog did the most outrageous thing: she shitted right on the floor of the clinic waiting area. Oh man.... and it was a big load I tell ya. Bad obedience training maybe? Hmmm... wonder who's managing her... Oh man, it isn't KT is it...

Did I tell ya guys about the short vacation I had recently? Stayed over at a certain place in Tampines. They had aircon! Yes, well, finally some luxury deserving of a celebrity... It was simply wonderful, was almost a party. Many many famous celebs were there too, every night! There was Winnie the Pooh, Doraemon, Hello Kitty, Eyore and I heard there might even be this one that used to be from a really famous series called "My Little Pony". Wonder if she looks hot.

The host... she had this dog too who was really funny. What was his name again? Something like Mr. B or a chinese bun or something. Well, was having a chat with him and he was telling me how frustrated he was that nobody quite took him seriously around this part. Apparently, he had thought of signing up for windsurfing but well... let's just say he couldn't quite find a listening ear. He said something about how he often got doors slammed in his face. I would have lent him my pink flappy ears anytime you know, for a fee of course, but the chap's rather strict. Think he's a Puritan if I didn't remember wrongly. Just not quite connecting.

Sheesh, how did I come to this?? Well, anyway, the poor dog of KT's couldn't quite take the stress anymore when she was leaving and vomitted in the car. Whew, as usual, thankfully it didn't get onto me. Would have cost a bomb to clean that chic designer green ribbon on me...

Oh well, at least we made it back. On the whole, still cool~

-Rhos-